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The Key of Awesome
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We Were Never Actually Together
I was dumped by Jake Gyllenhaal, last year So I bought this hipster voodoo doll, with a beard I stab him here right in his Gyllen balls, Still he won't return my calls, why?
I'm calling just to say that I've moved on, with my life This will be the last time that I call, tonight Do you mind if I sleep on your lawn I say, I love you, we hates him, the precious, Smeagol
Oohoo oohoo oohoo One side of me gets the hint but Pttpttpttpttptt This side is ogidy, ogidy, ogidy
We were never ever ever ever, actually together Sweety remember-member-member, smoking crack together We ate chalk and did bath salts and had sex with a tree Um we have never ever ever, done any of that together
Like, we sort of did My stuffed animals totally remember it Yeah I remember that, me too Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com
I swallowd a whole bottle of these pills, flintstones These voices in my head feel like a drill, Gollum He's telling me that we have to kill, your mom But I can't seem to trigger this bomb
Mmmmmmmmm
I can't hear you through the gag Oohoo oohoo oohoo Looks like, I just need a new battery
She can never ever ever, be put back together Now he, will never ever ever, give me back my sweater I moved on and soon I'm gonna be a Kennedy, yippie! Their family curse gets worse and worse with every century
They got shot, his plane got lost and this one's dating me If he ever dumped me ever He will be dismembered My precious
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