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SpongeBob SquarePants( Sponge Bob Square Pants )
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The Gift of Gum
Patrick:Best Friends Day. Best Friends Day. Best Friends Day. Best Friends Day. Sponge Bob:Patrick! Happy Best Friend... whoa. Patrick: This chewing gum is my most beloved possession, and I'm giving it to my bestest friend, on Best Friends Day. Sponge Bob: Patrick, I am truly honored and... Patrick: What's wrong, buddy? Sponge Bob: You got me such an amazing gift, and all I got you was... that. Robo 2. 1: Greetings. I am Robo 2. 1, your personal robot servant. I am proficient in providing over 250, 000 creature comforts. Would you care for a pastry? Patrick: Yum. Sweet, hot, and juicy. Sponge Bob, this is a great gift. Sponge Bob: Well, thanks for your appreciation, Patrick, but it's no giant, old, used ball of gum. Patrick: Aww, don't be so hard on yourself, Sponge Bob. I love my gift. In fact, I'll go play with it right now. Come on, Robo. Robo 2. 1: Coming, Master Patrick. Patrick: Oh, Sponge Bob, you don't mind if I say good-bye to Gummy, do you? Sponge Bob: No, not at all. Patrick: Thanks. Good-bye, Gummy. You be good to Sponge Bob, you hear? I love you, too, Gummy. Well, he's all yours. Sponge Bob: Oh, majestic and much masticated Gummy, although I am not worthy to be in your presence, may my humble abode please you. Oh, you sure a re a big boy, aren't you. Ooh. Hey, I know how to handle this. With a little karate. Hyah! Ooh. Oh, Gummy, what a beautiful centerpiece you make. With your dirty sock and used toothbrush, flies, and moldy pizza. Get a hold of yourself, Sponge Bob. It's not so bad. After all, it is a gift from Patrick. Underwear: You're not Patrick. Sponge Bob: I'm sorry, Patrick, but your gift has got to go. Good-bye, stink ball. See ya never. Patrick: Hey, Sponge Bob, whatcha doing? Robo 2. 1: It appears that he is throwing Gummy away. Patrick: What? Is that true? Sponge Bob: No way, Patrick. Patrick: Well, how do you explain this? Sponge Bob: Well, you see, I liked Gummy and I decided to dress him up. Isn't this a cute look? Patrick: Hmmm. Bold yet understated. Brilliant idea, Sponge Bob. Keep up the good work. Come on, Robo, let's find more belly button lint. Sponge Bob: Okay, no sign of Patrick. Better make this fast. Get ready for your dirt nap, Gummy. Patrick: Sponge Bob, what are you doing? I'm waiting. Sponge Bob: Uh... I was digging a hole so I could get a better view of Gummy because he is so attractive and... Allow me to demonstrate. See, Patrick, the view is beautiful down here. Patrick: Yeah, he does look rather dashing from this angle. Be that as it may, Gummy must be displayed properly and proudly. And I know just the place. Isn't he breathtaking? All right, Sponge Bob, we got to go. I'm gonna learn how to use a fork. Right, Robo? Robo 2. 1: It will be my pleasure, master. Patrick: By the way, your house looks a million times better. Sponge Bob: Thanks. Oh, what am I going to do, Gary? It's hideous. Gary: Meow. Sponge Bob Thief: Wishful thinking, Gary. What burglar would want to steal that thing? Shhh. Fish: Who are you? Where did you come from? Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com Sponge Bob Thief: Uh, up there. Fish: Oh, thank Neptune. Hey, guys, I found a way out. Come on! I'm free! I'm free! I'm sugar-free! At last! Sandy: What in tarnation? Oh my gosh. Sponge Bob? Sponge Bob? Sponge Bob, open up. Sponge Bob: Sandy. Sandy: Sponge Bob? Sponge Bob: Hi, Sandy. Looks like I got myself into a sticky situation. Sandy: Oh my gosh. How long you've been stuck there, Sponge Bob? Sponge Bob: All day. Sandy: Well, your old pal, Sandy knows how to cut you down. Sponge Bob: No, wait, Sandy. The more you touch it, the angrier it gets. Sandy: Oh, that's just crazy talk. Hyah! Sponge Bob: Told ya. Save yourself, Sandy. Runaway before you end up like me! Sandy: Oh, come on now, there's got to be a way. I've got an idea. Hang on tight, Sponge Bob. Sponge Bob: Yeah, all righty. Truck Driver: Come on, Old Blue. Don't you talk back to me. Do as your told. Do it! Do it! Do it! Come on girl, do it. Come on! Squidward: What the...? Just let it go, Squidward. Let it go. Don't get involved, Squidward. Of course. Sandy: I'm okay. Patrick: What's this? Sponge Bob, what have you done? Sponge Bob: Now, Patrick, I can explain. Patrick: It's-it's... it's amazing. It's like a gummy wonderland. Whee! Wow, I wish I were having this much fun. I knew you'd love it. Sponge Bob: Patrick, I have something to tell you. Robo 2. 1: Would you care for a massage, Master? Patrick: Enough already. Sheesh. So, you were saying something, Sponge Bob? Sponge Bob: Uh, well, how can I put this? Patrick: Aw, just come right out and... Will you stop? Just stop. Squidward: Get on with it, Sponge Bob. Sandy: Wrap it up. Patrick: Squidward? Sandy? Gee, everyone is having fun with my Gummy but me. I-I-I mean, your Gummy. Sponge Bob: Patrick, do you miss your Gummy? Patrick: Uh-huh. Sponge Bob: Well, it's still Best Friends Day. How would you like your Gummy back? Patrick: Yes! Sponge Bob: It's yours, buddy. But first, you got to get us out of this. Patrick: Oh, that's easy. I told you it was easy. Wow! This is the best Best Friends Day ever!
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